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Monday, April 11, 2011

Terror!!!

I can't find the hard number for our percent chance of being killed by terror. I'm pretty sure that's a conspiracy. That aside I did find these numbers to reinforce your fear. They come directly from a source trying to manipulate you into having a false sence of security. Have a look as I decimate their PROPOGANDA!

12 tricks of the so called anti-terror propogandists!

You are 13 times more likely to die in a railway accident than from a terrorist attack (Trains instructor was a terrorist!)
You are 12,571 times more likely to die from cancer than from a terrorist attack (Sneaky terrorist took all the cancer research funding away!)

You are six times more likely to die from hot weather than from a terrorist attack (Global Warming Terror!! GWT hmmm)
You are eight times more likely to die from accidental electrocution than from a terrorist attack (Terrorist made you stick the fork into the outlet and left before any one saw him!)
You are 11,000 times more likely to die in an airplane accident than from a terrorist plot involving an airplane (Terrorist took the fuel out and put a brick in to keep the guage high!)

You are 87 times more likely to drown than die in a terrorist attack (Terrorist mind control made you forget you can't swim!)
You are 404 times more likely to die in a fall than from a terrorist attack (Terrorist threw the frisby on the roof!)
You are 17,600 times more likely to die from heart disease than from a terrorist attack (All that stressing from the Terror threat!)
You are 1048 times more likely to die from a car accident than from a terrorist attack (Suicide drivers!)
You are 12 times more likely to die from accidental suffocation in bed than from a terrorist attack (your wife is a black widow terrorist and your lillow is her sword!)
You are nine times more likely to choke to death on your own vomit than die in a terrorist attack (mmmm yummy... the terrorists had infected you with ebola so nobody would give you the hymlic!)
You are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist (being a cop is his cover for his terrorist slayings!)

OMG UR ABOUT TO DIE most likely by TERROR!!!